KK comes up to me this morning and says: It totally stinks in our classroom! Really bad – like boy farts!
And then a conversation with The Boy:
Boy: Hey mom, what are these teeth way back here called?
Me: Those are your molars.
Boy: (running off to the girls' bathroom where they are preening) Hey! I’m gonna be getting my boulders in soon!
Another one with The Boy:
Boy: Hey mom, remember the story of you getting Calvin and he was supposed to get killed (euthanized)?
Me: Of course I do.
Boy: Can you tell me it again?
Boy: I like the part where you go all CA-RAZY on them!